June 2010
Bloody Oath
Dear Tumblr,
Not everyone is the same.
I solemnly swear to try and see that next time.
Love, Bronwyn
Dear Tumblr,
I’m worried. I know I’m not the “sanest” of people. And I therefore attract slightly odd/eccentric/bizarre/cuckoo friends… but something has happened lately, and I don’t think it’s quite right… Two of my closest friends are pretending that specific male models are, in fact, their lovers/conquests. They stage wars on Tumblr over who the male models...
Oh.
Oh dear Bronwyn. What have you gone and done now?
“I LOVE Tumblr. His Welcome Back’s tell me he has missed me.”
Oh no, Tumblr!
Dear Tumblr,
I am freaking out about my trip. I don’t know if I have everything sorted for it…
Do I need a visa? I don’t know! Do I??? People seem to have different opinions on this, and I am worried, because I am leaving in a little over 4 weeks.
This fact in itself is distressing. Why did I do this to myself??? Leaving the country I’ve lived in for my whole life for an...
“Dude. Awkward situations are just… awkward… you know?”
Can we watch a rom-com next time?
The reason I don’t usually watch scary movies:
THEY ARE SCARY.
I did not go to sleep until 6am when I was basically passing out from sleep deprivation. An hour after Paranormal Activity finished I could not move from my lounge for fear of being attacked by a scary demon/ghost. Instead, I put ‘Ever After’ on and watched that… then I started to wonder if Henry was really...
“I LOVE DICTIONARY.COM. IT TELLS YOU WHAT WORDS MEAN AND SHIZ.”
