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does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve [done lately] is shake hands?
the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
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Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt
I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god
that’s really exciting
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Hey CNN, your reporting is almost like…. you’re really fucking stupid. Oh I’m sorry that wasnt a simile at all
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It would be easier to list the things I wouldn’t do to reproduce with this woman.
Audrey Tautou is a total babe.
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Settling down with a strawberry daiquiri made with grapefruit vodka. Quite deeeelish, if I do...
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1. don’t you dare
show up looking likesomeone you...
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